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How to seduce a straight guy
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No, dearie, I won’t give you my secrets. Just kidding! I actually have none. So what’s with the title – how to seduce a straight guy? It’s a topic in a gay forum I read, and find it so hilariously funny! I just want to share some verbatim comments I read there, and maybe you yourself can learn (hahaha!) one or two tricks. As for me, whether straight, bi, or gay, as long as (1) both of you are of age — no minors please! and (2) you are both consenting, with no illegal means nor coercion — then you can do whatever you want. Basta walang agrabyado at masasaktan, go!
So, here goes…
How to Seduce a Straight Guy
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dirty talk them pag kayo na lang. for some reason, mga lalaking iyan eh nalilibugan din. some of my memorable bottoms are straight.
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for me, married na yung guy na naka-encounter ko. i just showed him na concern ako sa lahat ng bagay sa kanya. tapos i kept reminding him about good things in life. i made him laugh tapos nung minsan nag inuman kami. nagtaka ako kasi nagpakalasing sya tapos yun na sya na ang tumabi sa akin at nagparamdam na.
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sa mga success stories na narinig ko, isa lang ang common equation… alcohol! dapat lasingin o tipsy man lang! kasi naman kung totoong straight guy, dapat medyo altered ang senses nya para pumatol sa gay!
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when i was in college, i just started teasing this guy that he’s uncircumsized. ang teasing nauwi sa “showing”. and he just started heating up. the rest is history.
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watching a straight porn with straight guys… tried it once before with a group of straight guys sa aming neighborhood… at isa lang ang masasabi ko…isa isa lang!!!
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and finally, the simplest and funniest:
maglabas ng limpak limpak na salapi.
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Yes, starting the whole thing with a case of beer or gin pomelo somehow makes things much easier. Men are so easy sometimes! When the guy has had enough alcohol and he’s feeling tipsy na (huwag masyadong lasingin kasi wala ding mangyayari kung sobrang lasing) start talking dirty. I have one famous line that always works: “Nasubukan mo na bang madilaan ng sampung minuto sa ilalim ng balls?”
Never fails! But you have to be ready to do what you promised.
quinn joya at Oct 10, 06 at 1:48 am
wow your majesty, quinn joya! mukhang sanay na sanay ang lola ko ha. you go girl! hahaha! glad to welcome you to my domain, my site, my window to all the internet denizens. mwah! (p.s. ilang balls na ang nadilaan? ayyy! so personal the question!)
Migs at Oct 10, 06 at 9:38 am
[...] It seems that one of the more popular posts in this blog is on how gay men can seduce a straight guy. It was basically a post that showed quotes from real gay men who were successful in getting a straight guy in bed. Here’s an update. (Yehey!, right?) I found this column/advice off the net, and thought you, my readers, may find this interesting. Enjoy! [...]
10+1 Tips: Seducing a Straight Guy | manila gay guy is your manila gay guide at Oct 10, 06 at 2:08 pm
Proven and tested method….
Most of the guys that i was able to suck are drunk and they are the greatest.
Marc Anthony at Oct 11, 06 at 4:13 am
hi migs.
thank you for the warm welcome.
and how many balls na? including junior and senior balls? i lost count na. har har har.
but believe me, that line works all the time, especially sa mga barrios where they have oh so yummy brown boys. another tip, give them gin pomelo lang, kasi pag beer – they go the bathroom every ten minutes and you really cant get anything started (unless you follow them to the loo.)
quinn joya at Oct 13, 06 at 3:28 am
kaloka ang post na to ha!pero so true,tried and tested,hehe
genesis javier at Oct 24, 06 at 2:17 am
nice reports. news & pics
ordric at Nov 4, 06 at 10:08 pm
What does “limpak limpak na salipi” mean?
JP at Dec 11, 06 at 12:13 pm
JP – it means loads of moolah
Migs at Dec 11, 06 at 12:16 pm
try ko nga un..hehhe
lez at Jan 3, 07 at 2:34 am
….OK… fine…. I have seduced a straight guy in doing it several times already.. now we are in relationship.. hindi pa rin sya na-aarouse pagnanonood ng Man to Man porn. na-aarouse lang sya pag kasama nya ako nanonood.. naaarouse sya pag kasama/katabi nya me… how could i make him a full blown.. 100% homosexual???.. note: he still likes straight porn..
hope you have answer to this..
best wishes to PLU… thanx..
Ryan Herrera at Apr 25, 07 at 4:36 am
Clarification: hindi sya naaarouse when watching man to man porn alone. he needs me to be there watching with him para tigasan. weird.. I guess the main question is: How to make a bisexual man into a 100% full blown homosexual?
Ryan Herrera at Apr 25, 07 at 4:50 am
ay…ano ba tong site na to?? puros kabadingan ata ah? anyway nandito na rin na ako…i’m a 4th year student. i’m not gay..but sometimes…i do get a little flustered whenever i see this jock in school. his name is brad paul nga pala. he would sometimes take a quick glance at me at school then I would catch him…one time nabisto ko nga ciang nakatitig sa kin sa may court. di naman kami close but one night things got different. we (our school) had a trip in pagudpod and we had to stay their for 3 days and 2 nights. ang kasama ko sa cuarto isa sa mga kaibigan nia. as expected, inimbita nia si brad para magtoma (mga walang hiya, bawal nga daw magdala eh!) anyway nung magtu-2 na I was half asleep playing my PSP. tulog na ung friend nia cia gising pa mukhang inaantok pero lasing ata (ewan) tapos tumayo cia mula sa sahig then tumalon ba naman sakin sa kama! di ko alam ggawin ko ewan ko kung lasing talaga…and he had a BONER! grabe…as in it pokes! he grabbed me. pumalag ako pero parang rape ata ung eksena! nung nasa mukha ko na ung face nia he tried to kiss me..tapos un na…the next day sobrang weird talaga paggising ko katabi ko cia shirtless tapos nasa lapag. his friend…i dunno about him. di ko nga alam kung lasing kasi ang agang nagising!
lexxus at May 18, 07 at 9:58 pm
Projection…
See http://www.geocities.com/gaydolph/Straight.htm
or get the book http://www.dwarfurl.com/aebee/howstr8
Best Man at May 20, 07 at 7:30 pm
ang sad.
ap at Jun 25, 07 at 7:02 pm
@lexxus
nice story…are u sure you are not gay? hala ka baka ni-video-han kayo nung friend nya…prepare yourself! hahaha
anyways, i will try my luck nga sa isang guy dito sa shop ko. super tahimik nya kasi…ewan ko ba kung alam nyang pogi sya kasi parang walang pakialam sa mundo…DOTA lang ng DOTA. well, the most intimate na nagagawa ko sa kanya so far ay ang pasimpleng haplos sa kanyang kamay every time inaabot nya ang bayad nya! ang honcho wala pa ring paki…hahaha
fattyacid at Jun 25, 07 at 8:08 pm
@fattyacid
hmmmmmm… san yang comp shop niyo…
hellomigs at Nov 20, 07 at 7:50 pm
@ lexxus
Hey btw if ur not gay what are you searching/or reading how to seduce astraight guy? No,bat ka nasa site na to?
Brendon at Dec 4, 07 at 1:15 am
depende sa lalaki, kung mas malibog pa sya sa yo.. hindi kna mahihirapan pa..i tried it several times already kahit hindi mo sya masyado lasingin1 bwahaha
bluelace at Dec 5, 07 at 3:49 pm
it’s easy to seduce a straight guy…do watch porno then utter the perfect pick up line then poof!
jini at Dec 16, 07 at 10:16 pm
I think once seperated from his pack and comfortabel with a nice buzz going of course, its quite easy.
My main argument with the so-called “straight” boy is their #1 turn-on
3 way with two other girls!
97% of str8 guys fantaize about this 99% brag they have done it.
So lets break it down………….
the seducer speaking ;; “You would have your girl, do this for you “even if she has no lesbine desires”, but because she loves you,and this would turn you on and fulfill one of your deepest fantasies…right ?
responese: right.
Now if this turns “you” on so much, how woudl you feel if that also turned her on just as much but with you (male) and another guy?
97% response:….
No fuckin way. No dude is going to touch me, or me him! I am not GAY ! Thats sick !
seducer asking…”so then, you would ask or have the one you love do that for you, even if she felt unconfortable with it but agrees anyway only becasue she loves you and yet YOU wouldnt even give it 2 seconds of thought because “YOUR” not GAY .? How can you ask someone you “claim” to love do that for you and you woul’nt do the same for them…?
This gives most str8 guys some serious food for thought…
Why is it that most str8 guys are turned on by 2 girls getting it on, when 98% of most str8 woman get just as turned on watching 2 guys make out.. Yet its socially acceptable and tolerated to see 2 woman but God forbid you see 2 men.! How is it that it is such a turn on for “most” men yet unthinkable for that to turn on maybe just a small percentage of woman..?
Just goes to show you the selfishness of most macho men…
lokie at Jan 7, 08 at 4:11 pm
hilarious! Magamit nga ung line na yan hahaha
luckyclover12 at Jan 7, 08 at 4:51 pm
i was able to have sex with 3 straight guys since i was in highschool, now i’m working.
what did i do? i dunno, i think they fell in love with me. i dunno. it’s just that buntot sila ng buntot, though wala naman akong maraming pera para pagkaguluhan nila, and mas yamings sila compared sa akin that time.
all of them were classmates. i didnt tell anyone about what happened between us since i respect what happened, and sa amin na lang un, di na para pagsigawan pa na nakasex ko si ganto at si ganyan. ayaw kasi ng guys ng chismis so iwasan yun.
we had sex, yes, but i didnt need to make them lasing or what. spur of the moment. alam mo ung natural guy? ung libog talaga? tapos hahanap hanapin? something like that.
kaso guys, pag kasi STRAIGHT ang naka sex mo. mejo ikaw ang magtatrabaho. kinda boring since di sila chuchupa or di sila magpapa bottom. which is realistically applicable dahil nga straight sila.
anyway, you’ll get a lot of confidence in yourself naman since wala silang gagawin kundi umungol ng umungol, dahil in all honesty, tayo ang the best in terms of kaligayahan…
so ang tip ko sa inyo, don’t make yourself look like mahilig kayo sa etits. lalapit at lalapit yan. guys love company, so give it to them.
=)
popolocrois at Apr 9, 08 at 11:16 am
hmm..
i’m a gay..
konti lng experiences q.. bata pa q.. 17 y/o..
mhlig aq mag bike.. & same spot lng ang pinupntahan q at tntmbayan everyday or every other day and my nppnsin aqng gwapong guy na naglalakad everyday den.. grabe so macho and gwapo.. my ka look-alike nga siyang commercial model.. forgot sino..
den inoobserve q lng xa everyday.. titingnan pro d q inaapprroach kc knkbahan aq..
ung aim q lng kng bkt nagtatambay dun is to see cute guys n dumadaan sa daan n un.. pro d q p n try na mg approach isa mn sa knila..
den isang hapon sinundan ko xa.. den tumingin xa den nkrmdam aq ng kaba kc prang bubugbugin aq..(hehe).. den kinausap q..
“hi kuya, ikaw ba ung naglalakad dito araw araw?”
hehe yn ung tinanong q sa sobrang kaba..
“ahh oo bkit, ikaw ata ung nag bibike dyan everyday”
kinabahan ulit aq.. d aq makapagslita kc inentertain nia aq..
“oo aq nag bibike dyan.. nkatambay lng”
tinanong nia q kng bkit aq ng tatambay dun at kng bkit andun aq pro sbi q.. ala lng.. nag hihintay ng grasya..
and buti n lng kmi lng tao dun, maggagabi na nun eh.. den sbi q samahan mo nmn aq dun (mron kcng prang mga unfinished houses mlpit sa road, dun tlga venue ng mga milagro)
den nagalangan xa kc my rehearsal dw cla ng dance group nia pro tinanong nia q kng mablis dw ba aq mag work..
na excite aq kc ala mn aqng binabanggit na kahornyhan eh prang na fifigure out n nia.. ayun pumayag na aq sa binigy niang time.. 15 mins dw.. den nag pnta n kmi sa
unfinished na bahay den dun kmi.. hayy what a nice experience.. hinatid q pa xa sa dance rehearsal hosue nila.. haayy hbng nglalakad kmi ay enjoy n enjoy aq sa pgtingin sa face nia..
gwapo tlga xa as in.. artistahin.. tinanong q xa kng buti pumayag xa den sabi nia.. cute rn nmn daw akong gay..
yun na
Alex at Apr 19, 08 at 1:52 am
hai nakuh I envy all of your stories…
haiz…
even though I am at the minor age I have already encouter those things–apparently not as much as colorful and inspiring as what you have guys…
It’s been done a long time when I met the guy I thought I deserve for…
but still, our like what I’ve said unfortunately our relationship doesn’t work for long…
however I’ll share it…
It been done months ago…I met this guy in a clan(a griup of texters)I’ve been so kind and amicable on him… I’ve share a lot of things even those should be separated private…and one day he told me something that was too astounding for me….he court me nothing else…then he had convinced me that he love me…
I told him that I am not a virgin anymore and he replied “I love you for who and what you are–I don’t care what people might say to if do we really love each other.”
our relationship was work together with “kilig”, “sweetness”, and sometimes suspicious things and that is because of me–even though he still love me thouhg sometimes we’re having a quarrel “kasi pinagagalitan nia ako about what I suspicious of”…
likewise…
all things that start with happiness and with loneliness…
one day he told me to break up with him…
he needs space…
afterwards…
I became speechless…
and my bitter tears in my eyes begun to fall…
sophisticated at Jun 28, 08 at 11:44 am
i go to gym here in new manila every other day minsan may nakita akong cute guy macho pero I just ignored him. next time i saw him again, pero patay malisya lang ako, i noticed that sometimes nakatingin siya sa akin and the time na salubongin ko ang tingin niya bigla siyang titingin kong saan at ganito nalang palagi ang aming eksena napaka boring. one time he approach me with a very soft-low voice saying “Tapos ka naba” and i reply oo.. tapos na and i went home.
Glen at Sep 4, 08 at 2:08 pm
ahm..hi..im kiddOeSoo..
i hide my personality wt this nAme.. actualy knina plang aku ngreg..
but i always visit tis blog.. hihi my first time to comment..
i’ll get to the point..
there’s this guy i met in our place, it’s in the evening..there they have a program.. haha and i was there to meet some guys.. anywys.. this guy is always tAking glimpse of me..
i always catch him.. ahaha and there’s a time that we got to stare at each other for 2 seconds.. and then look away,, and then still it happens again.. ahaha
im still young, and a discreet, bi twink..
a rocker, and in a band.. ahaha
so it seems so hard for me to approach him,
kxe nga ndi aku “MARUNONG” i tried to stare at him, habang nka tu2tok din xa.
but im afraid to confront him because his wt his frnds and some of them are member of gangsters.. ahaha im crAzy and confused.. i dnt reAly know y he does this..
mlagkit ang tingin.. aw not really dat mlagkit.. plAgi xa sulyap nga sulyap..
ahaha.. and in the first place.. xa una nka pansin skin..
i just realized na tingin pla xa ng tingin..
he seems straight.. kc nga mga gang ksama nya.. i min this HIP HOP thingy.. ahha
but his not dirty.. his cute.. ahaha
i dnt know wat to do.. wud i confront him? Or just stay silent just to kip myself away from danger?
ahaha, hope ye cAre.. hihi
x]
kiddoeSoo at Jan 18, 09 at 1:31 am
I couldn’t agree more! Alcohol makes straight guys more confident because they can always say ‘lasing ako nun’. I had a lot of encounters sa frat. Had sex with 9 brothers and yung 5 dun, recurring! Hahaha. Clooege frat is fun. I encourage all gay guys to join in!!!
fratboi02 at Mar 10, 09 at 6:34 pm
I’m afraid to relationship to same men because my parent’s a consertive family.but i’m happy if i have a boyfreind. di ako makakita ng boyfreind kasi na sa house lang ako.kung laging ako lumalabas sa house makakakita rin.dati kasi mayron na ko nakipag cool off ako kasi nakkoconsensiys ako sa sarili ko na mali ang ginagawa ko. kaya na walang ako ng gana. masarap ang may relationship kapag kayo dalawa lang. siguro kaya ko na siya kalimutan…. marami naman ako mmeet dyan.
danilo ligon at Mar 24, 09 at 10:40 am
hahaha! may ise-share lng ako sa inyo regarding this blog: sa tapat lng ng hauz namin my nagbbasketbulan n mga bagets .. mpernez, cutie na super hunk pa ung iba! minsan habang nkatambay sila sa my harap namin, niyaya ko cla na manuod ng triple x! xmpre, str8 acting nmn ang lola nyo kaya nde nla ako naamoy .. hahaha! ayun, dali dali clang nagsipasukan sa bahay habang wala ang mga magulang at kapatid ko. nandun kami sa may sala at kanya kanya cla ng pwesto. eto na, dumating na ung oras na nagkakainitan na .. pag hubad ng short nung isa, naghubaran na rin ung iba at knya knya na sila ng salsalan! hahaha! ako, mega watch lng ako sa knila .. winner! pagkaalis nla sabi ko sa kanila .. “pare, balik kayo ah?” (in english: CUM AGAIN!) ahhahahahaaa
pakongpasaway at Apr 2, 09 at 10:56 am
hay naku…
wah epek ang alcohol..
i try txtng him green jokes,,
konting bola,,,tas ask him bwt his experience(sexual),,
then pag-nagconfess,,
yun.!! shoot
.ask him if n-try nya nag magpa-BJ..haha
pagsinabi nyang hindi pa,,
ask him ulit kon gusto nyang itry..hehe
effective kaya,,,we do it more than 10 times nah..nyahaha
tc to all
pgay_palaboy at Apr 8, 09 at 4:56 pm
ey fratboi! Did u undergo the hazing rites? And were u able to bed them?
jp at Apr 28, 09 at 12:03 pm
guys help me.,. i have a problem with this guy, he’s so hot, and i cant help myself but to imagine na sana makuha ko tong mokong nato, he is my sk councilor and im the chairman, im discreet, , he’s always here in our house watching porn, and im so scared to make a move,. baka masira ako, sa lugar namin, patay ako, how would i seduce him, with out any risk? hhuhu
boi mark at May 5, 09 at 12:47 am
Nice gay sex stories.
Well,im actually 16 right now and loves gay sites. When i was in grade 6 i was 12, i met this cute guy na nagboard sa house namin for a month. At first I always snob him but as time past naging close kami. Sumasama sya pag naglalaro kami[bata pa co nun ei.haha]And he knew that Im a guy. And he always makes asar with me.kainis nga ei.haha.
One night, when i was getting water sa refrigerator, hinawakan na ung anu co. Gosh. Ginantihan ko. Kami lang naman sa haws and I actually touch it,kc nkajersey lng sya. After nun, nagpatulong sa sakin kasi may tatawagan sya(tatay nya ata). When he was dialling the phone. I dragged his jersey down pero I havent seen it, ung ass lang nya.haha.
Heres more, nasa sala ako, alone watching TV, ngayon tumabi sya, den he grabbed my hand tas pinapahawak nya ari nya. Ako naman super refuse pero a few seconds later I touched it and hinimas ko. Nag-enjoy naman. That night, inabangan nya ko sa dirty kitchen namin kasi maghu2gas ako pinggan. Then he showed his cock. Super big. And told me if i want to suck it.pero may isturbo so di natuloy pagbbj co.haha.
grabeh.im totally in love with him na.pero dumating yung araw na he left the house na. Then nalaman ko nalang na pumunta na sya sa ibang bansa.huhu.
mini at Jun 1, 09 at 4:57 pm
I will never forget the night that I sucked a real straight guy. Fantasy ko ang mka taste ng straight guy, ngkaroon ako ng opportunity and I grabbed it. I was on my way to work (Call center), late nako so I decided to take a cab, sobrang bait nung driver and I noticed he’s cute, but I’m sure he’s around early 30’s… Makuwento si manong and nakipag kuentuhan ako, I even asked him if he’s married and he said he is with 5 kids. late nako but I remembered wala nako cash so sabi ko daan kami sa atm machine, though deep inside gusto ko talagang may mangyari, after sa atm mlapit na kami sa office, nilakasan ko na loob ko and asked him if may experience na siya sa gay, sumagot siya na parang alam na niya kung bakit ako nagtatanong and he answered wala, then I asked if he wants to try just in case, yung sagot niya “hindi ko alam” pero may hint na siya kung bakit ko tinatanong, then I said, manong itabi mo, tapos sabi niya “late ka na db?” sabi ko sandali lang to. pero dineretso parin niya sa office. nasa tapat na kami ng office and pinipilit ko parin siya… ilang beses siya humindi, and sabi ko “manong late nako, kung patatagalin mo to, mas lalo akong male-late!”… then he started to drive again but we can’t see a place to do it. BUT I started to rub his dick while he was driving, unzipped his pants then nung nkalabas na I sucked it kahit nag ddrive sya. mjo awkward kasi ang hirap nung position lalo na pag kumakambyo siya. malambot pa dick niya pero nung tumagal, tumigas na… though it ended up na disappointing kasi hindi siya nilabasan dahil nga while driving, pag may mga tao or kotse, umaayos ako sa pwesto dahil nkakahiya naman na majita nila db. kahit madaling araw na yun, may mga tao at sasakyan parin… sabi niya susunduin daw niya ako the next day kasi nga nabitin ako, but dumating ung next day, di niya ako sinundo doon sa place na isinakay niya ako… ayun lng… cheap ung dating pero really hot experience.
GC at Jun 22, 09 at 8:24 am
my bestfriend is straight, and i know for a fact na straight talaga siya. He knows i’m bi and we’ve had a few experiences na together. tama nga na kelangan ng alcohol and porn to get them excited. well in my case it’s easier to set up the scenario coz we’re bestfriends and we drink and watch porn tlga together. plus, wala na ung feeling ng awkwardness na 2 guys are alone. so hayun, pag naka inom na unahan nlng kami mag make ng move pero i have to have like a pic or a video of a hot girl to give him a boner. once he’s hard na, then we start playing. (yeah boy) =)
pero tama rin na straight guys are kinda iffy about giving blow jobs and bending over for you. swerte nalang ako na in my case, i know which buttons to push. hehe. In short, because naglakas ako ng loob one night, my bestfriend of long time (as in since 1st year high school) has now also become my straight ‘playmate’. =)
fillmein at Jul 19, 09 at 4:50 pm
what do you mean BOTTOM here? Sorry i dont get it.
“dirty talk them pag kayo na lang. for some reason, mga lalaking iyan eh nalilibugan din. some of my memorable bottoms are straight.”
dar at Aug 12, 09 at 5:52 am
i must say eto ang pinakaboring:
and finally, the simplest and funniest:
maglabas ng limpak limpak na salapi.
dar at Aug 12, 09 at 5:54 am
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Lihim Na Pagtingin | Manila Gay Guy at Oct 5, 09 at 5:01 am
I have fantasized about straight guys before but never have I made it into reality. I’m not that depressed though and the thought that they’re genes are rooted our for the opposite sex is tiresome. I’m not a geneticist to hardwire their brains and convert them. And the funny thing, after having fantasized about them, it’s revolting to have that sexual desire again. And for me, If I were straight… I wouldn’t be fantasizing about every hot lesbian that I could think of. It’s just plain awkward and gives me the creeps. Lol!
Jake at Oct 27, 09 at 12:08 am