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Seducing the straight, “-er” types
Entry Feed TrackbackQuestion: What is an “-er”?
Answer: Waiter, Driver, Construction Worker,…
Among the many talents of this friend of mine is an uncanny ability to seduce straight men, and his specialty? The “-er” types. I told him last night I’ll write about him here, and we were so laughing about the idea. So here.
On this first of a series, I’ll tell you how I saw him, with my very own eyes, work on the waiter of a dessert place we went to several weeks back.
It was in Robinson’s Place in Malate, one mid-afternoon. As we were deciding on what to order, this conversation ensued between him and the young, swarthy, rather cute waiter that attended to us:
“Hmmm,… anong masarap na coffee ninyo?” my friend nonchalantly asked the -er while surveying the items in the menu.
“Sir `yung iced coffee po namin, masarap!” the waiter replied.
My friend then turned his eyes from the menu to the waiter, then with a slight, naughty smile, said, “masarap ba talaga `yun?”
He darted a quick “Opo sir!”
Without breaking his eye contact with the waiter, he asked “Kapag in-order ko ba yung iced coffee, ibibigay mo sa akin ang number mo?”
The waiter blushed and smiled.
The iced coffee turned out bitter and ordinary, but that weekend, they were on their first date — sweet!
Next: the taxi driver who wanted it there and then.
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CQ at Nov 3, 06 at 11:46 am
i can relate to your friend. i do have my own share of experiences with the “-er” kind. and to be honest, they are sometimes very hot despite the fact that they are known to be straight. taxi drivers & waiters, what have you “-er”s are really hot… depending on who you meet though. kudos to your friend. =)
crimson phoenix at Nov 4, 06 at 8:49 am
I last heard the -er guy from a guy who happens to really know how to make paandar where it counts.
I have my own experiences, but they’re rather common. Shooting the breeze it starts then it gets hot and heavy.
Oh well.
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more information on the how’s… di ako magaling dyan…
prolone3 at Aug 21, 07 at 8:03 pm
was there money involved???
hallowqueen at Nov 30, 07 at 8:35 pm
hahaha. i have a similar story but not quite. heehee. this was at nanbantei in greenbelt…although the wait-er does not work there anymore…so, anyway, me and my friends decided to have some jap food and so we ate there…while dining, there was this tall dark and handsome waiter serving us…it was so funny beacause i did the eye contact thing. he was really hot. anyway, when i paid the bill, i told him i do not have cash and i asked him if i could just include his tip on my credit card, he said…’ok lang po yun sir, come back nalang po for my tip’ i guess that was a buying signal for me so i gave him my calling card and i told him to just call or text me if he wants to get the tip. so, he did text me and to my surprise…another cuter waiter was with him when i saw him and we shared one steamy night at my place…the service charge became free and i got full service! hahaha!
fratboi02 at Dec 10, 07 at 12:01 pm
simple but cute….
Kabul Guy at Dec 10, 07 at 9:55 pm
im kinda like this person… sometimes i get on my knees… hahaha!
pavl at Dec 27, 07 at 10:47 pm
Next: the taxi driver who wanted it there and then.
- what happened?
wrestler at Jan 6, 08 at 7:53 am
yeah what happened to the taxi driver?
weeeee at Feb 16, 08 at 5:28 am
Me too, forte ko yan…Magaling akong maka gets ng boylet na totally straight acting.They’re hot, walang arte..Would you believe in known malls in province particularly in Laguna and Batangas, may na kikilala ako, lakasan ng loob.
mighty mikee at Mar 13, 08 at 1:49 pm
hayzzz got to have the guts for that.
my eye contacts with guys are steamy at first yet the problem… i dont know how to follow-up nyaaah
jeanty at May 24, 08 at 7:19 pm
Kelangan ba’ng i-seduce ang “Straight” guy? Pag gusto nyan ng mainit na bibig, magpaparamdam yan.
Dita at Sep 22, 08 at 10:39 pm
mighty mikee, where in batangas?
jp at Apr 28, 09 at 11:06 am
more of these naman oh!
dar at Aug 7, 09 at 9:29 pm
i can attest to all mighty mikee adventures….hehehheh
CM at Aug 16, 09 at 2:21 am