John Lapus recently took DJ Mo’s hot seat in his Wednesday morning radio show (Good Times / “Forbidden Questions”) If you feel like getting some juicy forbidden answers to DJ Mo’s Forbidden Questions, then read on. Frankly, I thought DJ Mo should have asked more controversial questions like, “Who among local male celebs have you done ‘it’ with?” That would have been a juicier scoop!
Worst thing he did when he got drunk—”Dance naked, especially if I drink Tequila. Tequila has some effect on me. Naghuhubad talaga ako, parang init na init ako. Most of my friends, may ebidensiya na nakahubad ako, labas dun ‘yung pototoy [male reproductive organ] ko. Reality check for me na lalake pa rin pala talaga ako.”
Age whe he got de-virginized—”I was only 10 years old! My mouth was actually devirginized. Classmate of mine…I was in Grade 5. Most of them bagong circumcised, yung mga kaklase ko nagpapakita… Sabi niya, ‘Why don’t you taste it?’”
Bad encounter with a local celebrity—”Nora Aunor. I was still with ABS-CBN before. Mag-ge-guest siya for the first time sa talk show ni Sharon Cuneta. Na-starstruck talaga ako nun kay Nora Aunor. Ang ganda-ganda ng mata tapos hindi siya masyadong nagsasalita. Tinawag niya ako kasi parang kinakabahan [siya]. Ipinaabot yung iced tea. Nung nilalagay na sa cup, nag-amoy brandy sa studio. Pinatagay niya ako [sa] backstage! Nakipag-inuman ako!”
The last time he had a male escort—”Last week. How many? Too many to count. Nung tumanda, bumaba sex libido ko. Once a week o three times a month.”
Whether he had plastic surgery—”Yes. Fake chin. Liposuction. Lower lip.”
On how many one-night stands did he have—”Too many to count. 70-100.”
Question number 27 was actually a dare. Mo Twister asked Sweet to kiss Good Times co-host Mojo Jojo. John was hesitant at first, but eventually did the challenge posed by DJ Mo.
John also gave his opinion about various celebrities during the program.
Worst dresser—”Kuya Germs. Glittering suits. Pero siyempre si Kuya Germs yun. He intends to wear those stuff.”
Worst actress—”Keanna Reeves. Naka-take 7, take 8 kami. Sumakit ulo ko. Di nagbabasa ng script.”
Worst actor—”Troy Montero. Hindi na lang [ssiya] mag-model.”
Worst B.O.—”Chokoleit! Pawis, tsaka hininga niya. May amoy siya talaga. I’m sorry. Isang linggo kami magkasama sa Amerika.”
Worst Showbiz Reporter—”Blinind item ako. I’m a diva [daw]. Hindi daw ako uma-attend ng press con. Ambet Nabus.”
Biggest Feeling Diva—”Yung dinadaan-daanan ako. Nene Tamayo [Pinoy Big Brother Season 1 grand winner]. Shy daw. Pero nag-sorry naman na.”
Overrated singer—”Jessa Zaragoza. Iba ‘yung tunog. Boses bakla.”
Biggest drama queen—”Recently, Lara Morena. Angelica Jones—naglalagay ng merthiolate sa paa para pumula.”
Closet gay—”Pwedeng initial? [DJ Mo answered no.] Pag initial daw, ‘di ako madedemanda [chuckles]. Si Uma Khouny. Kelangan na siyang mag-out. [Tsaka si] P.B.”
Sweet didn’t name the second closet gay. [Must be Paolo Ballesteros!]
Celebrities who are good-looking on TV and magazines but not in person—”Zanjoe Marudo [Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition finalist]. Ang gwapo-gwapo. Nung nakita ko, ‘Ay, ano ba yun?’”
Celebrities who have yet to admit having plastic surgery—”Gwen Garci. Her hips. Her boobs.”
GMA-7’s worst television show—”Daisy Siete. Parang sinasadya. I think it’s intentional na maging campy. [But] There’s a crowd for it.”
Who should be out of the The Buzz—”Jobert Sucaldito. He’s a friend. The Buzz will survive without him.”
On who should be out of S-Files—”Pag cost-cutting? Si Paolo [Bediones]. He’s not that showbiz. Hindi siya masyadong showbiz but he’s a very good host.”
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