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12

Going Intimate with Agent Boytoy

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[This is the continuation of the previous post entitled Agent Boytoy and The Rendezvous with Agent Boytoy. Click here to read the first part, here for the second part, and then proceed to reading the post below.]

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In a few moments, ayun na. Just like what happens in the movies. There he was. Approaching yours truly, like a phantom in glowing white long-sleeved polo. Agent Boytoy, Pinoy blogosphere’s ultimate mystery boytoy, the desire of his every gay reader, my secret crush, my dream date — now in the flesh. Half-smiling, right in front of me.

I asked, “Agent?”

He answered, “Yes. Migs?”

I can’t remember how I responded. I was starstruck. The song echoed in my ears.

Anything your heart desires,
Will come to you.

Indeed, he did.

Next thing I knew, we were seated, face-to-face, just the two of us — the phenomenal Agent Boytoy and Migs the Manila Gay Guy — in a dinner date I will never, ever forget.

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Like a diesel engine, we both were slow starters. Kailangan ng konting warm up. While Agent and I were having dinner, we were also trying to get more comfortable with each other’s presence. Nung umpisa medyo maraming awkward silences, dead air, nagkakapaan pa (ay!)… we were seated right in front of each other pero parang anlayo-layo namin sa isa’t isa. But as the dinner proceeded, unti-unti na kaming nare-relax, nagkakalapit. In the process marami din kaming napagkuwentuhan.

At one point he said, “I invited you for dinner because…” [pause]

In that short pause, parang tumigil ang mundo ko for 48 years! He invited me for dinner because — because he loved me?! because gusto niya akong anakan?! because we’re better off as one?! Andami ko ng naisip! Kaso itinuloy niya:

“I invited you for dinner because… I wanted to thank you for reading my blog, and for featuring it at MGG. Dahil sa iyo dumami ang nakapagbasa ng blog ko. Salamat ha, Migs.”

Good thing mabilis kong nasalo ang panga kong muntik nang malaglag. Akala ko naman magtatapat na siya ng wagas at dalisay na pag-ibig sa akin… thankful lang pala siya. Anti-climactic naman! Pero siyempre, smile pa rin ang MGG — parang wala lang. Parang keri lang. Pero di ko pa rin napigil bumawi. Kaya naman after one-kembot-and-a-half, I answered back:

“Ganun ba Agent? Sana pala, nagpadala ka na lang ng ‘thank you’ gift… nag-abala ka pa tuloy na pumunta rito at ilibre ako ng dinner…”

Na siya namang sagot niya, “Ano ka ba, Migs… siyempre kasi gusto rin kitang ma-meet.”

Ano pa nga ba’t kinilig ako’t naihi ng 3 drops sa linyang `yun.

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After dinner, we decided to hang out at theal fresco area of the hotel. Tuloy ang kuwentuhan, this time, I felt we were both quite comfortable with each other. He started talking about his work, his family, his friends… doon ko mas nakilala si Agent Boytoy bilang tao, and not just as the writer and character in his blog. The more I got convinced that he is a very interesting person. Para bang gusto ko siyang ibulsa at iuwi sa bahay, ora mismo! Haaay, be still my heart! Naalala ko ang words of wisdom ng aking konsensiya: “umayos ka Migs, may asawa na yan. Bawal landiin.” Up to that point winner pa rin ako dahil nasusunod ko pa si Madam Konsensiya. But not for long!

Dumiskarte ako: “Ahmmm… Agent, do you want to grab something to drink? Maybe somewhere else?”

Walang pag-aalinlangan ang sagot niya: “Sure!”

Heto na! Pagkakataon ko na ito, sabi ko sa sarili ko.

In a few moments, we were in my car. Just Agent Boytoy and I, intimate and alone — surrounded by the darkest of dark, heavily-tinted windows of my car.

[continued here]

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56 Comments So Far

  1. goodness…shit naman why did you pause at this part? kainis nman eh.suuuuuuuuuuuuuper bitin. hmph! i hate you na!

    maroon.guy at Jun 12, 08 at 11:13 pm

  2. ang taray mo migs…kakainggit ka…sigh..

    fallen_angel at Jun 12, 08 at 11:25 pm

  3. Nabasa ko na yung part three nito. Walang mangyayari. Landi ng landi si Migs pero in the end pagsasabihan siya ni Agent in a noble, honest-to-his-man, knight in shining armor way: “Migs, i’ll always be a Cupcake boy. Love ko yaon truly.”
    -
    Mamangha si Migs. Continue with more internal kalandian on Migs’s part because not only is Agent pogi, monogamous pa. Every gay’s dream. And then conclude with yet another ‘to be continued’ tag. Hehe!

    Jedd at Jun 12, 08 at 11:57 pm

  4. ang cute!!! super bitin! hahaha!!!

    Warren at Jun 13, 08 at 12:26 am

  5. hmmmpppp… migs, please hwag mo gayahin si cupcake, dapat may originality ka, luv yah!

    pepe at Jun 13, 08 at 12:45 am

  6. certified gigolo itong si ahenteng cowboy; may cupcake, may nemo, may bituin; at ngayon ay si kengkay naman!

    in the darkest hours I’d assume na merong CHEESE KA-BOB na magaganap…ching!

    jimg29 at Jun 13, 08 at 1:34 am

  7. I Love itttt!!! ahahaha. I feel like im in the scene…nakadungaw dun sa car. wahahaha.

    kakaingit ka migs!

    myargie22 at Jun 13, 08 at 1:56 am

  8. tama na Miggs, tama na….hehehe, I can’t wait to see what happened next…

    lordmanilastone at Jun 13, 08 at 6:10 am

  9. frak…. more more…. this is getting too hot…

    j at Jun 13, 08 at 6:16 am

  10. parang may mali. am i reading mig’s blog?

    zooey at Jun 13, 08 at 7:33 am

  11. “naihi ako ng 3 drops…”
    HAHAHAHA
    FUNNY.

    bakleeta aketch at Jun 13, 08 at 9:21 am

  12. alam ba ni cupcake ito?!

    vin at Jun 13, 08 at 9:41 am

  13. migs is this really you? ang writer ba nato ang naririnig ko sa podcast dito dati?

    bluedove at Jun 13, 08 at 10:28 am

  14. i’m sure pag sinabi ni migs na nahada niya si david beckham maniniwala ang mga readers niya.

    kagaguhan na ito

    patricia montecarlo at Jun 13, 08 at 11:26 am

  15. Mahadera ka putol putol pa tlga. Wish ko lang pag click ko ng submit comment eh hindi Error ang lalabasan,. its such an eyesore. Echos…

    rommel at Jun 13, 08 at 12:11 pm

  16. Bluedove: It’s a change in writing style. Migs will always be Migs.

    Parang ganito lang yan eh: Grabe, haba talaga ng hair ni miguella, bet ko tuloy magcartwheel from Taft to Trinoma. Haay Inggetz talaga akez.

    Gets mo dude?

    Joms at Jun 13, 08 at 12:22 pm

  17. hmmm.. nagpapaka-jun lana ang style ng writing!!! while jun’s writing is funny and witty, TH itech.

    oa at Jun 13, 08 at 1:17 pm

  18. sheyt!!!!

    parang tumitigil ang mundo ko for 48 years and counting..

    dont prolong the agony mgg!! hehe

    supladongP0GI at Jun 13, 08 at 2:32 pm

  19. hahaha! first time kong magcomment since i started reading your blog. and was too eager to know what happened… kaso bitin! kainis!!!! hahahaha!

    “naihi ako ng 3 drops..”

    hahaha!

    mico at Jun 13, 08 at 5:06 pm

  20. migs, kwento mo naman kung ano itsura ni boytoy. Cno kamuka, height, complexion, etc…. Para makumpleto din ang pantasya ko.. Hihihi…

    lois at Jun 13, 08 at 5:15 pm

  21. ang tulis naman ng suso mo migs….hahahaha!

    enrick at Jun 13, 08 at 5:48 pm

  22. Chaka naman ng ang tulis ng suso mo. Ano naman tingin mo sa nipples ni Migs, Mongol??? chaka namang gay lingo na yan. echos

    rommel at Jun 13, 08 at 8:00 pm

  23. hahahaha! i love your posts bout this certain agent. swerte ng friends mo… never a dull moment! *wink!

    huawei at Jun 13, 08 at 9:14 pm

  24. “nagkakapaan pa”
    “one kembot and a half”
    “naihi ng 3 drops”

    nyahahahaha! classic! woohooo! :D

    huawei at Jun 13, 08 at 9:16 pm

  25. MIGS NAMAN… DON’T STOP

    leo at Jun 13, 08 at 9:47 pm

  26. ay bitin naman masyado… hahaha looking forward sa next update… nakaka hook ah! parang telenovela… cant wait for things to unfold hahaha

    Benzgasmic at Jun 13, 08 at 10:02 pm

  27. omigod!!! it’s like i’m reading a fairytale na super wish kong mngyari rin sakin.. hihihihi goodluck gurl!!!

    juding anne at Jun 13, 08 at 10:07 pm

  28. wow,, ang ganda ng story ha,,, pwedeng gawing indie film,,, hehehe im loooking forwrd whta gonna happen next,,,im excited!

    jhay at Jun 13, 08 at 10:33 pm

  29. migs,di ba ikaw din si Cupcake
    hahahaha

    euges at Jun 13, 08 at 10:43 pm

  30. Hmmm. So nababasa din ni Agent yung thoughts mo. Even those you should never tell the guy so you’d still make it seem like you’re interested but hindi ka patay na patay. I don’t get this.
    Is this all a publicity stunt for the both of your blogs?
    Well hinde if there was already a consumation and everything has transpired.

    itsonsms at Jun 13, 08 at 11:00 pm

  31. patricia montecarlo, ang suso mo… este ang puso mo… relax lang po…

    lois at Jun 13, 08 at 11:12 pm

  32. hate you migs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    bugoy at Jun 14, 08 at 3:50 am

  33. so common!

    rodier at Jun 14, 08 at 5:16 am

  34. migs, nman!!!! kaw na!!!! go lang ng go! migs, naglalangis ka ba? feeling ko keri mo magmilagro! penge konti langis para swertehin! go migs!

    mouthworxz at Jun 14, 08 at 8:34 am

  35. I wonder if this the time na kung san medyo lalabas si Migs sa box niya… hihihihi!

    Isaribi at Jun 14, 08 at 8:56 am

  36. nakakaloka!!! akala ko xerex ang binabasa ko … laging itutuloy .. wala bang wakasan? wHAHAHAHA

    That's the way Aha Aha at Jun 14, 08 at 3:25 pm

  37. migs!!!!! wag mong pakawalan!!!!!!

    bukas at Jun 14, 08 at 5:43 pm

  38. migs.. why’d you stop? nakaka-thrill!!!

    glamorous at Jun 14, 08 at 11:18 pm

  39. kasi nag iimbento pa siya ng story. so give him some more time. it’s hard when you’re imagining

    echosera at Jun 15, 08 at 7:46 am

  40. pahingi naman ng contacts niya… plzzz

    eriqx feliciano at Jun 15, 08 at 10:00 am

  41. MGG,
    Very good story telling indeed. I’ll surely wait for the next chapter of your adventure!

    meg at Jun 15, 08 at 12:59 pm

  42. sobra ka na migs, masyado kang malandi! pagnagkita tayo kukurutin kita sa hadhadan mo! kainiz…. bitin!!!!

    itmow quepsco at Jun 15, 08 at 3:25 pm

  43. Sige lang fwend… Karirin na yan…kwento mo, go on pls.

    jysska at Jun 16, 08 at 11:45 am

  44. Sige lang fwend… Karirin na yan…kwento mo…heheh.

    jysska at Jun 16, 08 at 11:46 am

  45. wow!
    galing mang-bitin ah!

    jtexclusive at Jun 16, 08 at 3:48 pm

  46. Ahenteng Cowboy is actually bemused at Kenkay’s subtle advances. Most especially when the latter groped his hands…onto the stick shift…

    Then suddenly…out of the blue…a siren wails as Kenkay is about to step on the gas…here comes an officer and a gentleman in starchy uniform…ready to pounce…

    “Where do you think your heading ladies?”, he asked.

    “But Sarge, we are just about to EAT EACH OTHER OUT…err…just going to get something…”, said kenkay, trying to explain to the police officer who was brandishing a club, black wooden batuta, at that inopportune moment of desire.

    “Care to join us?”, Ahenteng Cowboy bravely asked!

    jimg29 at Jun 16, 08 at 11:13 pm

  47. kainis,,, bitin,,,migs..part 3 na…

    Yul at Jun 16, 08 at 11:27 pm

  48. migs part 3 naman..pls…

    Yul at Jun 16, 08 at 11:33 pm

  49. wow..kakainggit..ano naba balita sa kanya?..why he isn’t writing anymore?..sana makita ko din xa!!..hahay..pangarap ka nalang ba agent? i hope I can find a man na tulad niya!!..MGG reagards mo po ako sa kanya next tym na magkita kayo!!..xoxo

    bebot at Jun 17, 08 at 11:08 am

  50. im confused w d comments, bat cla nagrerequest pa ng part 3 e di ba patatlo na to s agent boytoy series?
    Migs, can i post this series to kwentongkalibugan site?

    tantra at Jun 17, 08 at 9:13 pm

  51. Migs,
    where’s part 3? thanks.

    John at Jun 17, 08 at 9:13 pm

  52. bale, pag pinakilala mo sa akin, kayo na? hehe.

    the bakla review at Jun 17, 08 at 11:02 pm

  53. naloka naman ako sa 3-drops mong ihi sa linya ni boytoy. haha. nice! been reading your blog for almost a year now. and boy your the man!!! (no pun intended) Ü

    Myk2ts at Jun 20, 08 at 10:47 pm

  54. Migs, describe mo naman features niya like height, nose, lips, hair, etc. Please po.

    Dabs at Jun 22, 08 at 8:31 am

  55. indayyyyyyy!!!!! ang oxygen mask ko dali dalhin mo n d2 putangina hindi na ako makahinga!!!!!!bilisssssssssss!!!!!!!!!ang bagal naman!!!!!!!

    kim jones at Jul 4, 08 at 6:27 pm

  56. korni naman baklang to sus nagsupsupan sila sa kotse period tapos! pweh!!!

    atom araulio at Jul 11, 08 at 3:11 am

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