[This is the conclusion of the previous posts entitled Agent Boytoy, The Rendezvous with Agent Boytoy, and Going Intimate with Agent Boytoy.]
Inside my heavily-tinted car, the blackness that enveloped us only intensified the fiery feelings inside me. At long last, Agent Boytoy was not just an internet phantom, a celebrity blogger… he’s real and in front of me, in the flesh. He was not just an arm’s length away… he was literally just an erection’s length away!
Dalawang Kurot
Moments back, while we were still having our post-dinner talk at the al fresco area of the hotel, Agent was puffing away with a weird looking, chocolate-colored cigarette. He was pensive. I took advantage of the temporal silence, segued to a semi-serious question. I asked, “kamusta naman si Cupcake?”
He smiled with a refreshingly naughty smile, “mabuti naman siya.” Then he tinkered with his cellphone-PDA for a while, after which he showed me a pic of Cupcake. My turn to smile back, but in my head, “ang haba ng hair ng mujer!”
Kinurot ang puso ko. It was obvious in his body language. Agent seems to really love Cupcake.
“More than 1 year na kami. But since college, magkakilala na kami. Habulin yang si Cupcake ng mga guwaping sa school namin. Pero suwerte ko, ako ang pinili niya,” beamed Agent.
Pangalawang kurot.
Anoverz!
So back in my cozy, comfy supposedly-scene-of-the-crime car, while it seemed to me that the universe was conspiring for Migs and Agent Boytoy to get it on and produce a baby Migs (and I will name him Miglet!) my conscience got the better of me. Para que pa na naisulat/nai-record ko ang makabagbag-damdaming Anoverz, ang aking obra bilang pagbibigay pugay sa idealismo sa pag-ibig!
Balik ang pagka-Maria Clara ng lola ninyo. Imbes na sa biglang liko, biglang diretso kami sa isang nearby bar. In my mind, keri na. Magpaka-mongha na lang ako, kaysa bahiran ng kalaswaan ang magandang pagtitinginan namin ni Agent (choz!)
Provocative Agent Boytoy
In that blessed little corner of the bar, Agent’s every gulp of beer meant more and more stories. By this time, he was already very much relaxed, andami na niyang kuwento, including the showbiz part of his life. Yes, may movie appearance ang Agent! (Ay, puwede ko ba sabihin yun? Nasabi na! Wala ng bawian.)
On my part, after just a bottle, I was able to muster enough guts to ask for something na matagal ko ng inaasam-asam. I am referring to the original, unblurred versions of Agent’s sexy photos. Yun kasing mga pino-post niya sa blog niya, very provocative pero blurred out yung mga yummy parts.
“Do you have the originals sa PDA mo? Patingin naman…” I made sure na para akong kawawang tuta na nagpapa-ampon while asking. Tingnan ko kung may effect ang aking acting workshop.
He was just smiling there. Nervous smile though. Parang nag-iisip.
“Teka, let me get some more cigarettes. Pampaalis ng kaba. Hehe!”
Bingo! In a few moments, there I was, busy scanning through photos in his PDA, ogling at Agent’s nakedness. All I can say is that Cupcake is one lucky gurrrl!
The Connection
Hindi lang naman puro kalibugan ang pinag-usapan namin ni Agent. In fact all throughout the time we were having dinner, our post-dinner conversation, and while we were drinking in that bar, I was convincing him to continue writing in his blog — I thought it was my responsibility to echo what his fans have been clamoring for. (Kaso mukhang talagang decided na siya to quit blogging as Agent Boytoy.)
This and many other little things that we talked about showed Agent Boytoy in a whole new light. The nude photos of himself that he showed to me then was just one form of nakedness. I was lucky enough to see him in another form of nakedness — not just in the flesh — but through our conversations (which did not stop after that first meeting) I realize that however rich he was able to paint the character of Agent Boytoy in his blog, there’s a lot more behind the “blogged about” scenes. In his blog, Agent is uniquely funny and endearingly loving — in person he is still uniquely funny and endearingly loving plus much much more. While Agent and I have a lot of outward differences, very distinct differences, I see him as a kindred soul. Deep inside I feel a connection.
And no I’m not referring to a romantic connection. It’s a connection that I think we would find with anyone, if only we bothered to really look, to spend time and get to know each other, getting through just the obvious, the stereotypes, and the prejudices. This realization resonated with me especially because I know a lot of MGG readers think they know me because of my writing here — I appreciate that, but I am pretty sure what folks have in mind is just a fraction of who Migs really is in reality. I guess this is true for every blogger out there.
Parting Gifts
Before calling it a night, I was teasing Agent, “Pa-picture naman! For my readers!”
I was really just joking since I know he was still wary about him being exposed. So I contented myself with this photo which he agreed that I post.
We parted ways at the parking lot. He went to his car, and I to mine. As I started my car, I heard a light tap on the window of the passenger seat.
I rolled down the window. It was Agent. Smiling an embarassed smile.
Agent handed over a black box, saying “just a small token from me.” An enigmatic smile, and then he’s gone.
I didn’t have any gift to give him back, I was embarassed! But looking back, I know Agent recognized that the friendship that started in that first meeting was gift enough. Salamat Ahente!
[Agent Boytoy's discontinued blog can be found here.]
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